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Tuesday, 24 June 2008
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I'm bringing Xanga back - drop a comment if you're with me!
Tuesday, 28 November 2006
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NEW WEBSITE
My new website is now done and will be fine tuned continually. I will no longer be writing on this website anymore. Bigger and better things lie ahead. Check all my new and old stuff out at http://www.michaelmoller.com
Tuesday, 21 November 2006
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Friday night can only be described as out of control. I realized I blacked out badly and don't remember most of the night. Just talked to PussyDabbler and he told me I ran away from the bar for no reason by myself. He says that I went off on him when I got back to my apartment because I had given him my keys to take KenDiesel home, so I had no way to get in. I remember just running into a locked door repeatedly until somehow it popped open, it was a miracle. I told him that he was a good guy and friend, but that he should have the decency to at least answer 1 out of 8 calls. Basically, I tried to guilt trip him but it didn't work. My friend KenDiesel drank as if he had taken the last 2 years of drinking very lightly to rest up for last night's momentuous evening. I hadn't seen him drink so much and be that incoherent since 2 years ago, when he literally ran threw his bedroom door, absolutely crippling the door. KenDiesel defined the word incoherent last night. He was so drunk before the bar that when we were leaving people told me to take him back and put him to bed. Anyway, he chatted away when I took him back and refused to go to bed. I give in stupidly and took him to the bar. After like 20 minutes he's passed out on the table. Another 20 minutes later he's sitting upright passed out and drooling all over himself. Eventually some bartenders tell him he has to leave, which is why PussyDabbler had my keys. He gets back to the apartment and passes out on the living room chair. Wakes up and just starts vomiting every meal out of his system from the last week. By the time it was all said and done the odor was so bad I couldn't even stand in the room. Thank the lord women were over to do there job and they cleaned the whole place up and it smelled like roses out there the next morning.
Work Story...told a customer that they had used up there alotted number of questions today...i don't know if i've ever made someone laugh so hard at one of my jokes, it made me feel great about myself. Then I was just told by a co-worker that I should go be a car salesman because I schmoozed this one couple. The regular price on the bookcase was $529, but there was no sale tag on the piece even though it was on sale. So, the computer showed me that the sale price was $459, but of course they can't see that. They were frustrated with some knicks on the piece and wanted a discount. So, I told them the sale price was $479 and that I would give them 5% off, making it $455. Good work on my part because I only ended up giving them a $4 discount for the scratch.
Sunday, 19 November 2006
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Vikings In-Game Analysis
-drive 1, nick saban is an idiot, 4 wide would work, don't run the ball...childress may have just won us the game with that timeout, very happy right now.
-what? vikings 96 yard drive? how did that happen? correct me if i'm wrong, but that's like our average total yards every game, same boring predictable offense, saban's just getting outcoached here in the first quarter.
-are those lexus commercials real, seriously technology these days is out of control, a car that can parallel park on it's own, soon cars are just gonna drive themselves like in 5th Element
-back to back defensive back injuries, the one position we can't afford them at.
-the announcer just created a nickname for napolean harris without telling us...he called him nap harris, i just wasn't prepared don't know how to react on this point.
-wow lee evans has 31 fantasy points for my team right now in the first 8 minutes, two 83 yard td catches ridiculous...we held them to a field goal, amazingly lucky on these fumbles right now.
-you can't even call that a pass defense, we are just getting killed with our passive zone...wow, 10-7 miami now
-Matt Roth is an animal, watched him for 3 years at iowa, just a beast
-bets are going well and for writing that I probably jinxed them all and will now lose lots of money (oh my god was I dead on with the jinx, i lost in the most miserable fashions also, more on that later)
-people will say that's a gutsy call, 4th and 1 on your own 30, nope that's just the right call...need to find the link to an amazing article about how one day a coach will come along that will go for it on all 4th and less than 4, great idea, it's how i play video games.
-great defensive drive by cedric griffin, that man needs to replace smoot in the starting lineup permanently, that kid's got a future in this league.
-The MnM play...any viking knows it, we run it 90% of the time when it's longer than third and 5...a screen or dumpoff to mewalde, where he often ends up not getting the first down by inches, happens every game
-have way too much money in play just made 6 2nd half line bets on the nfl games and had 6 this morning, that's 12 bets, kinda nervous, but i'm on a roll, gotta play big win your hot, it's like a blackjack table, you just keep adding more and more money to the bet
-wow, i love MnM, he's our best and most exciting player, i really don't understand why he doesn't get more touches
-funny thing just happened, instead of hitting the player on the back of the head, someone missed and hit the ref and knocked his hat off, hilarious, the ref looked so confused and thought about throwing a flag
-took a quarter off not by choice lousy work and needy customers
-oh god I come back on Chester puts the ball on the ground, my heart just sunk deep into my chest on that fumble, i'm so angry right now, the game is officially over with our offense
-Put MnM in, Chester singlehandedly ended our season with another fumble
-Oooh more Roth talk, wow, it's sad when an opposing player is the only person you want to hear about
-Finally someone talks about how we always come up a yard short on third down, I thought I was the only one who noticed that
-I think going for it on 4th again here is the right decision, damnet timeout and now punting, bad choice
-Oh god that was a Daunte esque pass, right into the lap of Jason Taylor, season over, let TJ start the rest of the games this year....this in game article is officially over, I'm so angry right now, I can't focus.
Thursday, 16 November 2006
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Crazyness
I don't really know how this has happened, but my blog here is getting tons of people looking at it every day. So, for the past two days I've been reading tons of articles and trying my best to learn how to create my own website. It's a process I'm very serious about and takes a lot of work, but I'm aiming at having it up in the next week. My own site will allow articles to be searched much easier and categorized. So, you won't have to read back weeks and weeks to find an article you want. Plus, I'll allow comments from anyone not just people signed into this xanga website, which I only know like 5 people who are. Anyway, I'm real excited about the idea of my own page and it should be a lot of fun. The website will be www.michaelmoller.com
